Sunday, February 10, 2008

2008 Contract of Friendship

This was tagged by my good friend ate Liz. This contract is very goofy but I do not care. My ate Liz is a true friend so I will post it here. Thanks ate Liz.

Here is how the contract goes:

After serious and cautious consideration...your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!My Wish for You in 2008May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires! May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ...May 2008 be the best year of your life!

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Jack Payne said...

"May thieves come to steal your debts." Now there's hunk of original phraseology if ever I heard one.

Very amusing piece.

S. Scott Craft said...

That's a contract that I hope that I can sign this year.

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